Tom Green News, Pictures & Buzz

Elton, Ryan ready to battle for Resorters Master title  Echo Press

Coronavirus Friday update: Taylor County adds 2 deaths, hits 23  Abilene Reporter-News

Auburn's Traivon Leonard opts out of 2020 season following battle with COVID-19  msnNOW

San Angelo armed robbery suspects at-large, police ask for public's help  Standard-Times

OPINION: San Angelo ISD should delay in-person classes  San Angelo Standard Times

Bobby Moynihan’s ‘Loafy’ Generates A Nice Buzz On Comedy Central’s Digital Platforms  Forbes

San Angelo Health Department confirms 31st COVID-19-related death in Tom Green Co.  MyFoxZone.com KIDY

Assault and Maui Wowie Possession Arrests Top Thursday Booking Report  San Angelo LIVE!

Brett Favre talks pain-killer addiction and CBD endorsement, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and more  CBS Sports

Jail Log: August 7, 2020  ConchoValleyHomepage.com

Best TV shows to watch on BBC iPlayer right now (August 2020)  RadioTimes

Why the Total Number of Coronavirus Tests Don't Add Up in San Angelo  San Angelo LIVE!

NBC Universal matching all donations to PAWS August 10th-16th  ConchoValleyHomepage.com

Are you counted? U.S. Census deadline moved up  ConchoValleyHomepage.com

Sheriff's Operation Results in the Arrest of Three Suspects on Felony Warrants  San Angelo LIVE!

San Angelo landscaper with prior fraud convictions pleads in theft, bail jumping  Standard-Times

Tom Green County: 30th COVID-related death, 47 new cases; 806 active  KTXS

Kingfishers are up and running  Redditch Standard

Teen Arrested for Manufacture and Delivery of a Green Leafy Substance  San Angelo LIVE!

Jail Log: August 6, 2020  ConchoValleyHomepage.com

AggKor: @cspranklerun 1) Yes there is a list 2) Yes there is also a "dudes I would turn ^~ for" list 3) Tom green is not #! a list.

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thotleader420: @realeggfan what about tom green

That guy made some really weird comedy songs and movies, now its like he's disappeared off the face of the earth. "My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at me My bum is on the rail"

The 90's were so funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BZW9BJFAMw latj. This isn't a stunt Tom Green really is a rapper and he has an album. I know it makes you mad that he can rap but he can. I know he's a comedian but the fact is rapping is rapping and he just rapped. I'm sure you or xzibit couldn't do what he just did.

Details please

This fight would be referred by Dan le Sac. Round 2 - Tom Green is on fire and the Goat has rollerskate with chainsaws on the front. Round 4 - Tom Green is rolled up in a carpet but has cut arm-holes so he can still fight and the goat has a gun that fires hornets that have thumb tacks super-glues to their heads. Round 3 - Tom Green (no longer on fire, just hideously burnt) is riding a polar bear who hasn't been fed for a week whilst wearing a suit made of kippers and the goat has glove-puppets of ninja that fire real ninja stars? Finally Round 5 - Tom Green with boxing gloves dipped in acid but that are immune to the acid and he's wearing safety goggles and the goat has a stick with vicious kittens nailed to it. Who would win each round and who is the overall winner. Also why have my rounds got a little muddled up? I typed them in the right order :(